Here come the excuses! Gina Glickman, an "entertainment correspondent" for CBS' The Insider, is in contact with members of Lindsay Lohan's "camp." In the wake of her DUI arrest on Monday, Lindsay or whoever the hell this reporter is talking to is doing some major backpedaling. According to the "Lohan camp":

• Lindsay was having a get together at her home. Several people will say she wasn't drinking, that she didn't even have a drink but at a certain point in the night, apparently, she fell off the wagon and did start drinking.

Wait, wait, wait, lemme get this straight. Before Lindsay started drinking, she wasn't drinking? Apologies to Lindsay, I had no idea. Not guilty!

• When assistant Tarin Graham walked into the house, looking disheveled with teary red eyes, Lindsay was concerned that something had happened to her.
• There was some sort of altercation. Tarin either quit or Lindsay fired her. Tarin left and Lindsay followed.
• There were definitely two people in the car with Lindsay that night.
• Tarin's mother apparently made a police call b/c she was afraid someone was chasing her.
• Right now, they don't know who may have been chasing her. It could have been paparazzi.
• When the cops arrived, there were so many people in the parking lot that they automatically zeroed in on Lindsay. Apparently the altercation toook place at about 1:30 in the a.m.

And my favorite excuse:

• Lindsay was strong-armed into taking a breathalyzer test. They say the cocaine was not Lindsay's, she was wearing someone else's pants. (Source)

Ahh yes, the old "not my pants" defense. Juries love that shit. "If the pants aren't legit, you must aquit!"