The Hoff is dating again! The former star of Baywatch and recovering alcoholic hit up the Fourth of July party at the Playboy mansion and, according to a witness, spent most of his time flirting with The Departed actress Sallie Toussaint. The New York Post reveals:

Later, Toussaint, Playboy's August celeb babe of the month, told a pal, "David's my childhood crush, and such a nice slice of American man snack!" As for why she chose to pose in a bikini rather than the buff, Toussaint laughed, "Like most women, I only want to be seen naked in a very dark room." (Source)

Even in a bikini, she'll still only be seen in a "very dark room" ... by 13-year-old boys with flashlights and jars of Vaseline underneath their covers!

NOTE: I am NOT speaking from experience!