Pacific Coast News

atthew McConaughey is serious about not wearing a shirt. Seriously. From Mike Walker at the National Enquirer:

Matthew McConaughey strolled into a Santa Monica restaurant bare-chested, wearing nothing but shorts and sandals. Even though the maitre d' recognized the star, he and his girlfriend – hot Brazilian model Camilla Alves – were politely told that the eatery adheres to a policy of "no shirt, no shoes, NO service…and NO exceptions!" The couple wound up chowing al fresco at a beachfront taco stand. (Source)

Anyone else ever notice how short this guy's arms are? In every movie poster you ever see of him his arms are crossed. It's like he's a little baby Tyrannosaurus Rex. At least he puts on a brave face in public. My life would be miserable if I had arms that short--it'd kill my sex life!