Here's Cindy Crawford soaking up the St. Tropez sun over the weekend. The yacht she's on--the 147 foot Romanza--is available for charter at only $160,000/week. But trust me, it's not worth it. It only comes with ONE jet ski. Give me an f'ing break
July 2007 Archives
Hayden Panettiere bikini
Here's 17-year-old Heroes star Hayden Panettiere in Malibu yesterday. And for no particular reason here's a list of states where the age of consent is 17 or lower: Alabama, Alaska, Arkansas, Colorado, Connecticut, Delaware, Georgia, Iowa, Kansas, Kentucky, Massachusetts, Missouri, New Hampshire, New York, North Carolina, Ohio, and Texas.
That last sentence was written entirely from memory.
More Hayden Panettiere in Malibu yesterday after the jump...
As much as it pains me to say this, Paris Hilton is not being cut out of her grandfather's will. Rumors were circulating yesterday that Conrad 'Barron' Hilton was cutting Paris' inheritance because of her recent behavior. Not true. She's still set to inherit ~$30 million. And me? I had Top Ramen for breakfast.
I don't know how the hell I missed this yesterday but Joe Pesci is engaged to Angie Everhart. From the San Francisco Chronicle:
Tough guy Pesci, 64, proposed to leggy model/actress Everhart, 37, during a weekend getaway, after deciding the couple's seven-year-old friendship should move up to the next level. Insiders claim the couple is now planning a spring wedding. (Source)
Joe Pesci is engaged to Angie Everhart. I might as well retire right now because that is the funniest thing I will ever write on this site. I've reached a peak. It's all downhill from here folks.
That's English model/actress Nell McAndrew somewhere. According to Wikipedia, she was born Tracey McAndrew. That's right, she changed her name from Tracey to the name of that retarded chick Jodie Foster played in that movie that no guy watched because IMDB lists one of the plot keywords as "Female Full Frontal Nudity" and they're not talking about the good kind of "Female Full Frontal Nudity" they're talking about the Jodie Foster kind of "Female Full Frontal Nudity." The lesson in all this? Jodie Foster is ugly.
More Nell McAndrew bikini pics after the jump...
Apparently Colin Farrell donated $100,000 to this Uruguayan school to help buy computers, new toilets, and other stuff, way back in December of 2005 but the news only recently surfaced. In other words, he didn't issue an immediate press release *cough*angelinajolie*cough*. If you're scoring at home, that makes Colin Farrell better than all of us. Especially you. What, you don't think I know about that one thing you did that one night back in college? Gross man, just gross.
More pics of Colin at the Uruguayan school after the jump...
K-Fed is free like a bird. His and ex-wife Britney Spears' divorce became official yesterday. Citing the "best interests of the children" both lawyers agreed to keep the custody and child support provisions of the settlement secret. According to Britney's attorney, Laura Wasser, Britney is "OK with the terms of the settlement but would like to be with her kids more." Spears originally filed for divorce on November 7th of last year citing "irreconcilable differences" but that's only because California doesn't have a "Seriously, I'm fucking crazy" box to check.
Brazilian supermodel and Victoria's Secret Angel Alessandra Ambrosio
More Alessandra Ambrosio pics after the jump...
