Victoria Beckham can’t buy class

Actually her husband, David, has more money than you. But Victoria is certainly doing a bang up job in spending it. In Touch magazine reports on the half-million-dollar closet she designed for her new L.A. home:

It supposedly features a leather floor, Baccarat crystal chandelier, $80,000 Andy Warhol shoe print, a computer that tracks when she wears items of clothing and a camera to give her a 360-degree "cat scan" of her outfit before she steps out. (Source)

$500k! And I got pissed off at my wife last week when she bought Charmin toilet paper instead of the store brand. Don't get me wrong, that stuff is soft--squeezably soft--but reckless purchases like that means overtime at the mill for you know who. I know I shouldn't have hit her but that's how Dad taught me to solve conflicts.

UPDATE: I've been getting some hate mail about that last comment. I apologize, I should have been more clear. It was an open-handed slap. Trust me though, that bitch still got the point.

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that's a great comment! something my husband would say to me in front of the guys. HILARIOUS!

Nick keep doing what you do. I absolutely love your website. And it helps that you have a great sense of humor. You are tooo funny.

How much of a snotty bitch is she??? I would soooooooooooooo run up to her and slap her face!

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