At least that's what she wants you to think. Paris tried her hardest to sound remorseful and contrite during a jailhouse phone interview yesterday with Ryan Seacrest:

"I'm so much more grateful for everything that I have, even just to have a pillow at night or food."

Hilton also lashed out at the media, the same media that created her so-called "career":

"You know my gratitude has gone up so much and I just realize that the media used me to make fun of and be mean about it. Frankly [I'm] sick of it and I want to use my fame in a good way."

She also misses her family:

"I am behind glass and I want to give my dad a big hug and they won't even let me do that. That's how the rules are, you have to be behind glass. I'm not a criminal, I'm not dangerous, so it makes me feel like that. It's hard but I'm stronger everyday. I just can't wait to see my family and have a nice meal and be in my own bed and appreciate all the things I took for granted and never really thought much about." (Source)

Oh please, Paris will put on this front for *maybe* two weeks after her release. But then she'll be back to the same old routine of BJs and bodyshots. Or as I call it: her teens and twenties