Paris Hilton was visited by her mom and dad, Kathy and Rick, Sunday night at the Century Regional Detention Facility (Paris has a little over a week to go before her release). On his way in, Rick told reporters that this Father's Day was "not ideally my best [but] I feel alright." After the couple left, Kathy gave a mini-update on Paris' condition:

"[Paris is] doing well, she's doing very well. She's doing much better. She made [Rick] a beautiful Father's Day card with his picture." Before they got into their car, Kathy was asked what her daughter was doing to pass the time. She quipped: "She looks at the four walls, and reads some nice fan mail." (Source)

And you thought that picture your four-year-old daughter made for you at school was bad! You know the one I'm talking about. You have it hanging on the fridge. Every glimpse of it convinces you your wife ate lead-based paint during her second trimester. Well at least you don't need a shot of penicilin after handling that picture.

Note: Amazing that with such dignified parents, Paris Hilton didn't grow up and become a scientist or college professor.