What a coincidence! "Ummm ... hmmm" is my favorite Bible passage too! I love how Jesus gets into a fight with that temple guard is all like "You don't wanna fuck with a guy who rolls twelve deep and can walk on water." And then he stabs him and is all like "What, what now bitch?" And then spits on his lifeless corpse. Yup, definitely my favorite passage.

God loves all–except he fucking hates Paris

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Jesus wept.

I've never heard anything funnier than the end of this video.

Larry: "Paris Hilton. Tomorrow night, Colin Powell."

I think you heard that wrong. I'm pretty sure Larry said "Tomorrow night Paris is gonna get her colon plowed."

Nick
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i give this a month, two months max

thank you paris, for dumbing down the world
yey

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