I hate selfish Hollywood stars. Take Orlando Bloom for example. The actor was sitting at a Santa Monica coffee shop when he was approached by two college chicks wanting him to pose for a calendar to raise money for charity. Mike Walker of the National Enquirer picks up the story:

Orlando actually seemed interested until the coed cupcakes revealed the naked truth – they'd be photographing the " Pirates of the Caribbean" stud in the buff! Orlando blinked, then cracked up and declined, howling: "Are you girls kidding? My mum would have a fit." (Source)

Not only would his "Mum" have a fit, but so would his pool boy Antonio--Orlando's goods are for his eyes only. Now, I'm not saying Orlando is gay, I mean I'm sure plenty of straight guys pluck their eyebrows, shave their chest, and have shoulder length hair which they moisturize and condition on a daily basis. My brother does the same thing and he's totally not gay. I think his boyfriend might be, though.