Nicole Richie may have a baby

According to Nicole Richie's friend, the pint size (actress? reality star? celebrity?) is definitely pregnant with Joel Madden's baby. The touching revelation from this morning's New York Post:

"Nicole is kind of hoping her pregnancy will keep her out of jail," the friend said. Richie is facing time due to a DWI arrest earlier this year. But friends are concerned and "wondering if she can carry the baby to term because of her weight issues," we're told. A rep for Richie didn't return calls. (Source)

There's no f'ing way! She's just developing the same kind of bulge that those starving African children have in those Sally Struthers' commercials. Any day now, we'll see a team of Red Cross workers descend upon her house with bags of rice and grain.

In the off chance that Nicole is pregnant (Editor's Note: Dear God NO), "Eating for Two" might be a tall order. I don't think fetuses can live off a diet of lettuce, heroin, and complaining.

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She does WAY too many drugs. That baby is F*CKED.

There are lots of pregnant women in jail all over the country- I don't see why she thinks that will keep her out of jail.

I'm sure the L.A. County tax payers don't want to support her pregnant ass in jail, though.

The National Enquirer reported this about 3 weeks ago so I believe it.

i hope that poor baby makes it to term. i find it amazing that she's even pregnant!

tori

I KINDA HOPE SHE LOOSES THE BABY AND EVERYOENE KNOW THE BABYS GONNA BE ALL F*CKED UP COMN i love joel but i hate that bitch
i wonder what hilary thinks now

I find it very sad that "mahsa" would even write that. I hope karma doesn't catch up to you!

i don't think she's pregnant...and if she is, i don't think she can deal with the baby...and i also wonder what hilary thinks now...and what joel will do, they just broke up a few days ago, does he even know about it?

if she's pregnant i just lost all my respect for joel.....what happand to him two or three years ago he sayed he'd NEVER date someone like nicole richie and now look there not only dating but having a baby and getting married what the hell happand..WOW!!!!!!!!!!

ohh,SURE

right as she finds out she could b going to jail,she happens 2 b pregnant..like KT said..
i think i just lost respect 4 Joel all together.
i think nicole is a B**** and a S*** and Joel and Hil should try 2 work things out.They fit better then.........ahh!HER and Joel

I agree with KT and M&M, I love Joel! Benji too :) But, If he did knock her up, he DID say that he wouldn't be like that, what happened to my lover :( He's still FINE though! I feel bad for Hilary, she didn't do anything wrong...and Joel MUST have been drunk when he did knock her up, who'd be crazy enough too?- - -Peace

i REALLY :) nicole richie a look up tp her alot......! :)

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