Lindsay Lohan's father, Michael, appeared in a Nassau County Family Court on Monday to request visitation rights with his two youngest children, Ali and Cody. After the judge ordered the Lohan patriarch to be gradually reunited with the kids in a hippy-sounding process called "therapeutic reunification," he issued the following statement to the press (via FishbowlNY):

"I look forward to order being restored to the chaos that our family life has become. Lyndsay, Michael, Ali and Cody need stability and both of their parents in their lives. I am anxious to spend time with them and end this cruel, needless separation."

— Michael Lohan

Yeah you read that correctly. He misspelled Lindsay's name. Lindsay. His daughter. Misspelled her name. I hope the judge can revoke those visitation rights. With Michael's gross lack of parenting skills, he'll probably take Cody and Ali out for a day at the beach and they'll both somehow catch on fire.