If you're part of the 99.99% of America that doesn't read People magazine, you may not know that Matthew McConaughey topped their annual "Hottest Bachelors" list last week. Noticeable omissions include me and ... that's it. It's a good thing the list is based on looks alone since McConaughey, well, smells. From Mike Walker of the National Enquirer:

A woman who stepped into an elevator in an LA medical building and found herself standing right next to the bongo-banging, chest-baring hunk, was "breathless" at first – but when she finally did take a breath, she nearly passed out from the stench! "It smelled like a boy's locker room," she told My Spy, "…and at first, I wasn't sure where it was coming from!"

As the elevator descended, the star smiled at her, they exchanged pleasantries – and the woman finally ID'd the odor she was whiffi ng as pure, unadulterated "Eau de McConaughey Au Naturale." The woman, who insists she's still a huge fan, giggled: "He sure is cute – but that was the longest elevator ride of my life!" (Source)

Strange. When I get into an elevator and make a smell (usually by farting), women don't walk away in awe of my appearance, they usually run out screaming with tears streaming down their face. One time I blew ass and pushed the emergency stop button just to see what would happen to the other riders ... I'm now wanted on multiple manslaughter charges in New Jersey. True story.