Lindsay Lohan's former bodyguard, Lee Weaver, 48, is set to publish a tell-all book detailing his experience over the years guarding such stars as Kim Basinger, Brad Pitt, Eddie Murphy, Pamela Anderson, Robert Downey Jr., and Jamie Foxx (Lee's website here). In an interview with UK tabloid News of the World, Weaver recalled a few of the more memorable moments he shared with Lohan, whom he called the most "out of control" celebrity he's ever worked for. Of course there was that time Lindsay attacked a gun-wielding cocaine dealer for ripping her off:

"In April she asked me to take her to her dealer in Beverly Hills," Lee said, "I knew if I refused she'd go alone — so I took her. He was waiting for her in some bushes. Suddenly she started screaming and punching him for selling her short. He pulled a gun. I got out and he threatened to shoot me unless I got her to back off — but she kept hitting him. Luckily he got distracted and I punched him down. I dragged Lindsay into the car and drove off but she was screaming at me to go back. It was like Pulp Fiction. I knew then she was just too dangerous to be around."

And then there was the cocaine bender with Nicole Richie:

"Nobody was as wild as Lindsay. But Nicole came close. Sometimes Paris Hilton would be there but the most I saw her do was drink and strip. One night Lindsay and Nicole were making trip after trip to the bathroom — she wouldn't snort in front of me because she knew I'd get mad. But the more wasted they got the less she cared. In the end they carried in a mirror from the bedroom, laid it on the coffee table and emptied a mountain of coke onto it. They went at the stuff with straws, hoovering it all up then piling more on. I tried to tell Lindsay to stop but she just told me it was cool. After ten hours I'd had enough and threatened to throw the mirror out of the window. I had to carry her out to the car."

And how can we forget about that time she tried to bang Mariah Carey:

"She used boys for drugs and girls for thrills. I lost count of the women she took back to her hotel room from clubs. I even saw her try to grope Mariah Carey's bottom and boobs one night as they danced. One time I went to look for her in a club bathroom and found her in the corner French-kissing a girl."

Or the time Lindsay attacked Jessica Simpson:

"Jessica was sat with her pals and Lindsay became convinced she was shooting her dirty looks. She jumped over the table and dived at Jessica pulling her hair out. I had to pull her off her."

And it just wouldn't be a good Lindsay Lohan story without a suicide attempt:

"One night I looked at her hands and wrists and noticed they had bright red wounds all over them," says Lee. She tried to tell me she had fallen but when I looked her in the eyes and demanded to know the truth she just broke down. She told me, ‘I don't belong on this planet any more'. She said she cut herself because she did not think life was worth living. (Source)

Of course all this dangerous behavior by Lindsay pales in comparison to that time I fought a level 15 wizard using only a sword of life and 30% invisibility cloak. Yeah, you could say I'm a bit of a thrillseeker. Or dork. Ya' know, whatever works.

More Lindsay Lohan candid pictures after the jump...