Julie Araskog is a retard

Despite being forced to wear an orange jumpsuit and having no access to makeup of any kind, an "actress" friend of Paris Hilton's, Julie Araskog, claims the socialite looks "stunning." From People magazine:

"She looked so beautiful," says the actress, who visited the jail in Lynwood on Saturday with Paris's sister Nicky, "It felt surreal, like a movie. No make-up; she is naturally beautiful. I was stunned. She was as beautiful as she is with make-up." (Source)

I know your gut reaction to to this story is disbelief. But really, what does a Hollywood heavyweight like Julie Araskog stand to gain from lying about Paris Hilton's appearance? I trust Julie and you should too. With all the joy and entertainment she's brought us over the years, I think she's earned that right. I mean, who among us can ever forget her memorable role as "Sportscaster" in the timeless classic Saturday the 14th Strikes Back. Or the way she nailed the part of "Dead Woman" in the critically acclaimed Psycho Cop. A national treasure, some call her.

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well julie looks like a man herself so for her paris must be like marilyn monroe even though in reality it's just some wonky eyed fug with a beak sitting infront of her. She's also trying to be a kiss ass with the hiltons.

...and her role as "Mayhem Woman #1" in the made for TV masterpiece Mystery Woman: Snapshot was dead on. That bitch Bobbie Stamm that played "Mayhem Woman #2" was totally overshadowed by Julie's excellent performance. "Mayhem Man #1" was quoted saying how Julie is such a non-kiss-ass and would never say stupid things to the press to impress rich powerful people.

I saw that interview, julie kept saying how beautiful paris is without make up she almost sounded like she was trying to convince herself.

Why on earth would anyone want to kiss ass with the hilton's? HEr interviews were prob scripted by them.

the hiltons give each other new heads for christmas, why would anyone want to associate with them!?

You are so funny. I want to have your baby!! Send me a pic of u!

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