Imagine if this look caught on in Hollywood. If not for their Range Rovers, painkiller addictions, and lack of souls, you couldn't tell the celebrities apart from the hobos. I wouldn't know who to throw glass bottles at when I got drunk!
NOTE: If you're wondering why Benicio suddenly looks like he's living off the grid, he's getting ready for his latest film The Wolf Man. Based on a true story. Not really.
Larry King: Have you ever been addicted to drugs?
Paris Hilton: No
Larry: Taken drugs?
Paris: No
Larry: Never taken drugs?
Paris: Uh-Uh
Read more about last night's interview here.
Larry King: Have you ever been addicted to drugs?
Paris Hilton: No
Larry: Taken drugs?
Paris: No
Larry: Never taken drugs?
Paris: Uh-Uh
Read more about last night's interview here.
The reunion we all haven't been eagerly anticipating is finally here: the Spice Girls are back! The group will begin an 11-city worldwide reunion tour December 7th in Los Angeles. The Daily Mail reports:
The reunion tour, which is set to hit London on December 15 and take in Madrid, Koln, Las Vegas, Sydney, Cape Town and Buenos Aires among others will certainly be lucrative for the Spices. They are expected to pocket about $20 million each. Mel C said of their reunion: "We wanted to say thank you to our fans. It just feels very right for us." (Source)
I can think of exactly 20 million reasons why these nags are reuniting and not one of them involves thanking fans ... unless it's in the context of "buying t-shirts." Would it really be that bad to just admit they're going on tour because they squandered their fortunes on blow, 15-car garages, and for Victoria Beckham: plastic surgery? I heard she had so much work done last year she had to hire eight subcontractors.
George Clooney was photographed on his yacht in Italy over the weekend sporting a weird scar across his stomach. And uhh, that's pretty much the end of the story. I just wanted to break up the Paris Hilton monotony today with a little eye candy for the ladies ... and my Uncle Johnny. He likes wine coolers.
Larry King: Have you ever been addicted to drugs?
Paris Hilton: No
Larry: Taken drugs?
Paris: No
Larry: Never taken drugs?
Paris: Uh-Uh
Read more about last night's interview here.
What a coincidence! "Ummm ... hmmm" is my favorite Bible passage too! I love how Jesus gets into a fight with that temple guard is all like "You don't wanna fuck with a guy who rolls twelve deep and can walk on water." And then he stabs him and is all like "What, what now bitch?" And then spits on his lifeless corpse. Yup, definitely my favorite passage.
It's so liberating for Britney Spears to wear clothes that last fit her in the mid-90s, so so liberating ... wait, what was that? Liberating doesn't mean the same as unbelievably retarded? Well then, my high school commencement speech is looking a wee bit foolish right now.
More Britney Spears pictures after the jump...
