Holly Madison, one of Playboy founder Hugh Hefner's three girlfriends (his favorite btw), may be pregnant. Rumors started circulating last week after the 27-year-old beauty's behavior on a trip to Monaco with Hef:

Madison shunned alcohol, wore figure-concealing outfits and skipped parties, including a 22nd birthday bash for fellow Hef-ette Kendra Wilkinson. A Playboy rep assures us, "Holly is not pregnant, although she would like to be in the near future."

The New York Daily News adds:

The alpha bunny in Hef's hutch has gone so far as to let Wilkinson and Bridget Marquardt know she can handle the breast-feeding herself. "I want to have kids with Hef in the next year or so," she told a journo. "When that happens, I just want it to be me and him." (Source)

Wow, competing against the other two chicks is just like the Olympics only instead of winning a gold medal and worldwide admiration you win sperm from a guy who was born when Calvin Coolidge was still in office. In other words, where do I sign up?

And just for the hell of it here's an old clip of Holly circa 2001 from the PlayStation game Hooter's Road Trip. Amazon.com describes Hooter's Road Trip as:

Buckle up for some good-ol', full-throttle action racing from Florida to California and compete for your chance to hang out with the Hooters girls. Choose from a garage full of smokin' rods. There are 16 cars from which to choose, including seven bonus cars to keep pace as the race heats up. You can also blast tunes from Hooters rockin' presets. (Source)

I wish I made that up. The clip: