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The reunion we all haven't been eagerly anticipating is finally here: the Spice Girls are back! The group will begin an 11-city worldwide reunion tour December 7th in Los Angeles. The Daily Mail reports:

The reunion tour, which is set to hit London on December 15 and take in Madrid, Koln, Las Vegas, Sydney, Cape Town and Buenos Aires among others will certainly be lucrative for the Spices. They are expected to pocket about $20 million each. Mel C said of their reunion: "We wanted to say thank you to our fans. It just feels very right for us." (Source)

I can think of exactly 20 million reasons why these nags are reuniting and not one of them involves thanking fans ... unless it's in the context of "buying t-shirts." Would it really be that bad to just admit they're going on tour because they squandered their fortunes on blow, 15-car garages, and for Victoria Beckham: plastic surgery? I heard she had so much work done last year she had to hire eight subcontractors.

Posh has sweet lips

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you forget to add which is which.
from the left its washed up has been Spice , Plastic Spice , Old Spice , Baby Fat Spice and Eddie Murphy's least favorite Spice - Sperm Bank Spice

David can't really think that looks good. Who on earth besides Posh thinks that looks good. She's lost control of herself.

PS: The two Mels look great!

Honestly...who is going to pay for their concert? Their fans were teeny-boppers who are no longer interested.

Victoria Beckham looks like a really super ugly tranny. And those bOObs!!! They are as fake as Britney's "talent".

Sporty spice looks kind of good, in my most humble opinion. The rest can all polish my knob.

Carlos: Did you check out my heading for the picture? Great minds think alike

Nick
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Ah, I see. You are brilliant, sir.

I'm so excited!

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