As if nearly destroying his burgeoning rap career wasn't enough, Eva Longoria is now playing into fiance Tony Parker's jealous streak by talking about other NBA players. A friend of the couple revealed:
"Tony has a jealous streak, and Eva plays it for all it's worth. She tells him she's had a crush on Michael since she was a little girl - and says now that he's divorced, maybe she could trade up!" Tony doesn't find the teasing funny, said the friend, but endures it because he's desperate for his Desperate Housewife. (Source)
Wait a minute, Eva's looking to trade up? Shouldn't it be the other way around? For Christ's sake Eva was born in the freakin' 1970s--she's 32 years old! ... in other words well beyond those peak hotness months that usually occur in between a woman's 18th and 19th birthdays. If anything, Tony should be the one looking for another woman. He's young, rich, and has a French accent. Chicks dig French accents. And huge packages. Guess which one I have? HINT: I was born in California and don't have a passport
lol i love your blog!
I checked on IMDB 'cause your description of Eva's age (you're right) got me curious...
Teri Hatcher is 53 years old!!! no, wait, she's.....okay 43 years old. 43 YEARS OLD!!! Man. She does look it though.
The other broads are actually worse, and that means this television vehicle is rapidly becoming unsustainable from the point of view of the Nielsen wanking index. It's like an HDTV Golden Girls prequel.
hmm...? isn't he closeted? i thought he was. or am i mixing him up w/ star jones' husband, (big) gay al? i think the two hang out together in the same gym locker room some times. i've seen them in the showers "mixing it up". *snickers*
The peak hotness months are between the ages of 16-18. We just have to pretend they occur between 18 and 19 because of our draconian legal system. In any case, 32 is way past the hotness zone. I know women don't like to hear that and are in denial (If I have to look at Sheryl Crow's butt ugly face one more time, I'll puke), but the truth is the truth.
Dang, can folks just joke these days without being taken seriously?! I am sure she was just playing. I tease my wife and said 'I'd have to holla at Halle if she came callin' and I am as serious as Borat ... sheez ... SMH ... get a life ...
Well damn. You mean to tell me women only have 1 to 2 hott years in their lives? Of course not. Eva looks just fine. Stop hating.
Yes, FreeParis, that is what I mean to tell you. The truth hurts.
he look like a simp
I know I was at my hottest right as I was turning 19. Now, notsomuch.
But you'd still do me.
it should have been "or" huge packages. Your use of the word "and" would indicate that Tony Parker has both, and we all know that's not true...