Eddie Murphy is so fucked

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A rep for former spice girl Melanie Brown ("Tranny Spice") confirmed to People magazine today that Eddie Murphy is the father of her two-month-old daughter, Angel Iris Murphy Brown. After months of denial, Murphy finally took a DNA paternity test last Monday. The results came back today confirming Mel B's suspicions. Ouch. So now the whole world knows he nailed this chick. And it's not like Eddie can blame it on being drunk. You'd die from alcohol poisoning long before this chick became even remotely hot ... or for that matter, long before she began to even look like a woman.

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I'm sorry, she is not "ugly". And for Christ's sakes, Eddie ought to be ashamed. This woman went through A LOT when he goes from banging her and living with her to acting like he never met her. He's a fucking asshole. Good for her!

I mean, he is fucking ugly, too. I don't hear you dissing on his ass.

Didn't Eddie Murphy pick up a tranny hooker before? I think it was 1997. He said he was giving "her" a ride...just being a good citizen and all.

Bennie, you're right. I remember seeing him give an explination so weak, even he didn't believe it. Eddie Murphy is also really into men's feet from what I remember.

Haha. Murphy Brown! I liked that show. Candice Bergen is where it's at!

Time to have the newborn son circumcised? Hold that thought!:

http://www.mothering.com/discussions/forumdisplay.php?f=44
othering.com: The Case Against Circumcision

- Circumcision rates in the U.S. have decreased to 57% nationally
- The "Africa HIV study" over-stated results to pad the huge wallets of large U.S. hospitals sponsoring the study (note: they use newborn infant male foreskin as ingredients in women's face creams!)
- New results show circumcised males have LESS sensitivity

YAY. That means we get to last longer :) woohoo!!! keep snippin!

Eddie Murphy is just as fugly as her! He peaked at 'Raw'.
Have you seen Norbit??? He's lucky to get any pussy at all.

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