Before her release from Lynwood this morning, Paris Hilton's lawyer slipped TMZ.com editor Harvey Levin a personal sketch from the heiress. It's pretty much what you'd expect from Paris: rough, clumsy, amatuerish ... no, wait, that was her sex tape. My bad.
NOTE: Is anyone else surprised she didn't spell 'Lynwood' with a '7'
NOTE II: I don't know how I missed it but commenter Vis4lovers kindly pointed out that the phone does indeed look like a penis
She wrote a note to him that left an impression on the page. It's hard to read, but it looks like she's thanking Levin for being fair when talking about her. Of course, info about her is roughly half of TMZ's business, so I don't think it'd help for him to be harsh.
Oh, and the pay phone is hovering. Must be a really neat jail.
Does the shape of the phone look a little familiar to you? That Paris, always thinking of sex!
Are those county issued knee pads?
I thought no makeup was allowed in prison...look at all that lip liner.
That is clearly note a drawing of Paris. Where's the lazy, half-closed eye?
She'd wish she would look like that, with beautyful big eyes and a small nose and fuller lips. No way ugliness, you have a HUGE nose and small creepy eyes. Don't know why she is in the newspapers anyway, but if we call skeleton Kate Moss a supermodel, than it figures