
Don't ask Danny Devito how opening night went for his new restaurant Devito South Beach. He was in the bathroom. A witness told the New York Daily News:
"He was throwing up in the bathroom by the end. I did see him drinking, but it was also hot in there and the food was being passed. He was a mess by 10 p.m." (Source)
Danny wasn't sick, he was just implementing the new Angelina Jolie Diet sweeping the nation. It goes like this: take one part esophagus and two parts finger - combine. Voila! The Ethiopian/Holocaust survivor look is complete! Bib not included.

















"Bib not included". Classic stuff!
Ethiopian/Holocaust Survivor with breast implants. Now that's something you don't see everyday.
I believe the AJ diet, consists of heroin.