According to the latest issue of the National Enquirer (Editor's Note: They're never wrong!), Britney Spears plans to stop divorce proceedings and reunite with her estranged husband Kevin Federline. During a recent phone conversation, Spears reportedly told a "stunned" Federline that she would not divorce him because she "wants [her] family back." More from Jeannette Walls at MSNBC:

The troubled pop star has been telling friends that filing for divorce from her former backup dancer — he filed a counter-petition — was a mistake. Although he had suspected that Spears has been stalling on the legalities of the split because of second thoughts, Federline was still shocked when she dropped the bombshell, a "source close to the couple" said.

The phone conversation, which was about custody rights, grew heated and Federline said he wasn't interested in a reconciliation, the source told the tab. But Spears became upset and threatened to drag out the divorce for months "until he saw things her way and came back to her." (Source)

Kevin's got a tough choice here. He can get back together with a washed-up, unattractive, headshaving psycho *or* he can take his multi-million dollar divorce settlement to Vegas and wear out strippers for the next two decades. To recap: Crazy, whacked-out, stretchmark-riddled mom with two kids vs. smoking-hot, fresh-out-of-high-school, silicone-implanted stripper who's still under the illusion she's showing her tits every night because she needs to "raise money for school" ... Oh how ever will he decide?