It just wouldn't be a Monday morning without a Britney nip slip from over the weekend (actually Britney's dress slipped off late Friday). These Britney wardrobe malfunctions are officially becoming part of my Monday morning routine. Wake up, rub one out, put a pot of coffee on, wink in the mirror, wink in the mirror again, post the latest pictures of Britney's nipples and/or vagina from over the weekend. You can set your clock to it.
More of Britney's top falling off after the jump...
She is America's laughing stock.
I'm sure her family is so proud. Just imagine in a few years, her poor kids seeing stuff like this all over the internet. Those poor kids are going to need a lot of counseling thanks to their "mother".
Nipple: Already time for my daily exposing??
Nipple: It's time for my walk already?! Man she's letting me come out more often!
God, she's boring. All she has to offer is a nip "slip?" It's like she's already admitting that this next album is another stinker, so buy it because it'll be worth something when she's dead before the release.