Brad Pitt is so desperate for loyal fans he's buying them for $100 a pop. From Mike Walker of the National Enquirer:

Hey, George Clooney and Matt Damon – bow down and accept your master, Brad Pitt!

The three personable stars, all smoothies at winning fans, worked the crowd hard at the "Ocean's 13" premiere, wading into the mob and pressing flesh (Editor's Note: heh heh heh). But after posing for pics with two female Japanese tourists, smiling Brad reached into his pocket, pressed a $100 bill into the palm of each astonished woman and told them: "Go out and have a good time in America!" (Source)

This story brings back the memories! When I was a little boy my Uncle Larry used to set to me on his knee and tell me about the times when he was on vacation and handed out $100 bills to random Asian women he'd never met ... the only difference is he always had to get a shot of penicillin when he came home. *rimshot*

NOTE: These pictures are old but still a personal favorite of mine. Dude is actually smoking while playing basketball.