Something happened somewhere:
Ben Affleck finally shaved his grungy beard because it wasn't winning fan support in the bedroom! Wife Jennifer Garner balked at getting scruff-scratched in the clinches, says a pal – and complained that daughter Violet's cheeks were beard-burned cheeks from Daddy-hugs! But what finally made Ben lunge for the razor was Jen's threat that if he didn't go preppy pronto, she'd quit shaving her legs! (Source)
Honestly I had a story written for this and it was hilarious. But then I found these pictures of Ben and his friend Matt Damon in Hawaii. Matt ... he gets a pass. Ben ... my god what a dork. Wearing those shorts, I feel like I should beat him up and take his lunch money.
He shaved his beard because it tickles Matt's asshole, and Matt doesn't like to get his asshole tickled.
What are you 8 years old? He wears those shorts because he's a real man and could care less what anybody thinks.He's not a pretty boy ,empty head ,I wear whatever is-in style beacause I don't have a personality of my own ,like Brad Pitt is
Do you give Matt a pass because you like the way he didn't button the bottom buttons and the wind blew up his shirt just enough to show a teaser of skin? ... Also, is Ben carrying a bowling ball?
if he were a real man he would still have the beard
Matt looks like a tall baby.