Angelina Jolie plays with sex toys

But not the kind of toys that your kids play with--unless your kids are sick perverts. Mike Walker of the National Enquirer explains:

Angelina Jolie took a break from filming her new flick "Wanted" in Prague, visited a sex shop called "Erotic City" and purchased two items–a black leather garter belt and … CRRAAACK! ... a black riding crop! Since Angelina doesn't ride horses in her movie, this week's intriguing gossip question is: If the idea is to whip up a little consensual fun, who's the whip-ee? Or is the crop simply a decorator accessory destined to hang on a wall? (Source)

High "Ho" Silver Away!!! I'm sure the garter belt and riding crop are really for a day at the pony rides with Maddox and the U.N. delegation she calls a family. Of course this story begs the larger question of why the hottest woman on Earth needs toys to get excited for the hottest man on Earth (so I'm told)? I think the easiest thing for all of us to do is assume he has an incredibly small penis and leave it at that.

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Since Angelina said in her last interview that her and Brad don't get mommy and daddy time, then she must have bought them for her brother, James Haven...

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