Britney Spears continued her mini concert tour last night at the House of Blues on the Sunset Strip. Actually, I don't even think you can call it a "concert." Bitch played for 11 minutes--11 minutes! Attending the show was none other than Lindsay Lohan. According to a source:
"Somebody threw a marshmallow-sized object at Britney during her last song. It nearly hit her. Her bodyguard got pissed and whisked her off the stage." (Source)
An 11 minute concert has to be some sort of record, right? I mean I've had bowel movements longer than that. In related news, why does Mexican food have to be so damn tasty! SCREW YOU MEXICAN FOOD. Wait, what were we talking about again?
Okay, so Brtiney has performed for roughly 41 minutes all together. I would wager that she has made more money in those 41 minutes than you and I will make in a lifetime.
AND SHE LIP-SYNCHED!!!
Britney's a one hit wonder, right? If you don't get her appeal, you never will.
She's sold 80 Million Albums worldwide. RollingStone said in 2006 she sold over 400,000 units. Her last release of new songs was in 2003.