The Los Angeles County sheriff announced late Wednesday that Paris Hilton's jail sentence has been cut in half to just 23 days. Additionally she will be separated from the general population and placed in a "special needs housing unit" reserved for police officers, public officials, celebrities and other high-profile inmates. According to Los Angeles County sheriff's spokesman Steve Whitmore:
[Hilton's] sentence was shortened after jail officials gave her credit for good behavior. Officials considered several factors in calculating the credit, including that she appeared for her latest court date, he said. (Source)
Wow, justice sucks. What kind of bullshit good behavior policy rewards you simply for showing up to court? It almost makes a guy want to drink and drive--as a form of protest--NOT because I enjoy the sweet sweet taste of grain alcohol ... like a best friend, it never lets me down ... ohhhh god it tastes so good--a virtual explosion of flavor in my mouth. A few sips of that sweet nectar and a full tank of gas and suddenly everything is right in my life ... So, uhh, yeah, call me if you want to organize a protest.
Celebslam is f*cking hilarious! Thanks for making my day, always.
That hand gesture is the same one I use on my girlfriend (ie. hooker I rent). It means "one in the pink and two in the stink"!
It's still just a big publicity stunt. Everyone in that facility is going to be getting thier 15 minutes of fame. Even Paris will glow like never before when she is interviewed by Barbara Walters.
Skrew her.
1. Woody, it's called "The Shocker." I think it's actually 2 in the pink, 1 in the stink. But I've already said too much...
2. The sooner wet all stop talking about this waste of space nobody, the sooner she'll go away. Are you there God? It's me, Anastasia. If you make Paris Hilton disappear, I will never drink or swear or have sex again - oh, who am I kidding. We both know that ain't gonna happen...dammit!!