Here's where Paris Hilton will be spending the next three weeks of her life (beginning next Tuesday). Note the lack of a plasma television, surround sound system, ocean view, spa, vanishing edge pool, Egyptian cotton sheets, down comforter, heated toilet seat, bidet, and manservant. Though you gotta admit, having both a desk and a toilet within three feet of your bed is pretty damn convenient!
Well atleast she will get a break from the paparazzi but then she will be getting harrassed by the pervarazzi prison guards :-/
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Why is she and everyone else being so dramatic acting like her s**t don't stink, 23 days are nothing, she should of thought of that before she acted like a moron driving around under the influence, she could of killed someone. What about all the innocent people that have no way of proving their innocence and are in jail for years or on death row.
Ewww, if I were her cellmate, I'd be pleading with the CO's for some dental dam to cover that toilet seat after Le Herp sat on it.
Isn't it against the law to practice cruel and unusual punishment? I mean, making someone use the toilet after someone who's infected with an uncurable disease like Herpes is just wrong.
You know she's upset too about having to live with that biohazard for 23 days. I bet homegirl will NEVER drive recklessly again!
Just imagine the humilation of taking a crap in front of your cell mate. Every day. For 23 days.
It looks like Paris' only privacy will come from her blanket wrapped around her while she shits! Even the guards can see in.
Hahahaha about the biohazard!!! hahaha that's funny!
she deserves to serve the maximum sentance allowed. 23 days is a slap on the wrist and all its going to do is make her more obnoxious (i know its hard to imagine) she serves no purpose and is yet another one of these c-list celebs who are famous because they have money and generally act like the most self centred immoral fikkle people in the world (i use the term 'people' pretty loosely) all she does is further the stereotype that if you have money and looks (below average looks in her case) you can do whatever you want. these people need to be made examples of. the terrifying thing is that millions of people actually see her as a role model and all they are going to see is her practically getting away with murder. if it was any other person in the same situation they would go down for a few years. the moral of the story is this: if youre white, female, have ever been on tv and have money, laws dont apply. so i suppose being a complete airhead and a generally pointless waste of space kinda pays off in the end. personally, i dont know a single person who would actually touch her (even with a 10ft barge pole). Hell, i wouldnt touch her with yours
It will be so funny and embarassing for her when she has to take a shit. The guards will see her sitting there dumping and see her wipe her ass. And you know they will watch her. She already had to bend and spread, squat and cough. She won't be able to shower everyday and that cell will probably reak from ass and B-O. leave her in for a year, she deserved at least that. The jail will probably auction off the toilet and I hope the guards do a surprise inspection while she is on the toilet. Heh I bet we'll see a piece of her used toilet paper for sale on e-bay.