Paris Hilton was photographed walking around Los Angeles recently carrying a diary to record her innermost feelings and secrets. Amazon.com describes the Hello Kitty Hello Love! Locked Diary as the following:
Keep your crushes and other secrets safely under lock and key in Hello Kitty's secret drawer diary. Two drawers-one concealed in the spine and one visible-are perfect places for storing small treasures and trinkets. Diary features thoughts about love from Hello Kitty herself, along with plenty of room to record your own ideas and dreams! (Source)
The fact that this bitch is a few weeks away from going to jail makes that description all the more disturbing. Something tells me that Hello Kitty's target demographic isn't 26-year-old chicks who've appeared on film blowing a dude. Or is it? From a totally-not-made-up internal memo from the Sanrio Company:
Product: Hello Kitty Hello Love! Locked DiaryTarget Demographic: 26-year-old chicks who've appeared on film blowing a dude
Wow, I stand corrected.
She is a Paris-itic fungus.
We all have a new game now:
"WHAT THE HELL IS PARIS TRYING TO MAKE US THINK?"
First the white dresses, then the get-well card, then the puppies and now this diary. WHY is she carrying it? She has a purse,
sooooo
"WHAT THE HELL IS PARIS TRYING TO MAKE US THINK?"
She's using it to store small treasures(STD pills) and trinkets(Drugs). Heh!