Keeley Hazell in Zoo Magazine

British beauty Keeley Hazell in the April edition of Zoo magazine

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I found another picture of her in the dictionary, next to the definition for butterface, but admittedly it took me a while to even notice she had a face.

So it is official? You CAN be a model and sport a wicked cock-eye. She looks like Marty Feldman with tits.

HEY! You can't go wrong with Keeley Hazell in the middle of the night.

Keeley is the model of the perfect woman. Complaints about her face? Are you nuts? Maybe Bea Arthur is your cup of tea....

I love Bea Arthur. She's hot.

Perfect woman huh?

Does she lactate beer? I'd be willing to check that out.

Think she'd wear a Maude mask for me?

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