Though he's bedded thousands of women, rock-legend Mick Jagger is rumored to have a tiny member. Just last week, former supermodel Janice Dickinson (Editor's Note: stress on the former) told BBC host Jonathan Ross that Mick had a "very small penis." This week we have what movie director Julien Temple revealed to BBC Radio 4's about the drastic measures Mick took to enlarge his penis while filming scenes for the 1982 adventure epic Fitzcarraldo:
"It involved putting bamboo over the male member and filling it with stinger bees so the member attained the size of the bamboo. Mick spent months in the jungle in Peru. He was going mad out there I think." (Source)
Hold on a second, I'm writing this down ... bees ... bamboo ... penis .... OK--got it. Wow, I'd be a fool not to try to this! Hopefully a jar of mosquitos and an empty toilet paper roll are acceptable substitutes. I'm between paychecks right now.
I couldn't FIT into a toilet paper roll!
"...writing down.....jar of mosquitos.....between paychecks..." good one.
Dude..work on your face.
Awe, isn't that cute. The reason Mick Jagger is full of himself is because he can't fill anybody else up, so it seams. I feel better about myself now. I'm always broke, and I'm sure as hell not famous but I'm at least I'm packing some heat.