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According to Star Magazine, just a week before her DUI crash, Lindsay Lohan suffered an emotional breakdown and tried to kill herself. An insider reveals:

“She grabbed a knife and started cutting at her wrists. A friend made her stop and went around looking for sharp objects. Lindsay ran into the bathroom with a bottle of Advil.” Crying, “Leave me alone! I just want to die!” Lindsay locked herself in the bathroom and threatened to swallow the entire bottle, says the source. Finally, someone broke down the door and saved the distraught actress from herself! (Source)

Whatever, Lindsay Lohan is so full of shit. She's rich. According to me, rich people don't kill themselves. They have money. And if you have lots of money, you can but lots of stuff. I mean, who the hell doesn't love stuff? If anyone should be threatening to swallow an entire bottle of Advil, it should be me. I donated sperm, ... I mean blood, I donated blood last month to pay my cable bill. I drink store brand soda. STORE BRAND!

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Can you OD on Advil? Wont you just have like a huge tolerance for headaches for awhile? lol

omg you had to donate to pay your cable?! Ok that's it! I'm gonna click some ads! /love


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From my experience, she is just trying to get attention if she tried to "kill" herself like that. When someone really wants to commit suicide, they do it alone & in a more effective way. (No lame-ass threats of using something so pathetic as Advil!) What an idiot. She seriously needs help, but I just can't seem to bring myself to care. I also am forced to drink & eat store brand items. If she's so unhappy being rich, then why doesn't she send some of that cash our way??? :)

If at first you do not succeed , try , try again.

Can't sing, can't dance, can't act, can't even kill herself.

...Is there no *beginning* to her talent??

Seriously what is up with all these rich kids they have been spoiled all their lives, anything they want they can have, there is no excuse for their stupid behavior.

All of those fucking comments are brutal, she is a stupid, insecure 20 yr old who never has had someone tell her no!. She has more problems than a midget guarding Yao Ming. I like this site for the ripping of people on the way up. Making fun on the way down is like Short selling beanie babies into the fucking ground. It is too easy, (like making fun of bald,ugly,stupid people). A true Baller knows the difference. Give her 45 days and if she starts going out again, write her Obituary. I will bet $100-1000 dollars that Britney will be following in next 4 months. Any takers???

i love lindsay so much, she's so hot!

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