After a long night of drinking at Hollywood hot spot Les Deux, Lindsay Lohan was arrested early this morning after crashing her Mercedes into a tree on the corner of Sunset Blvd. and Foothill Dr. After the crash, being the responsible citizen she is, Lindsay remained on the scene until authorities arrived:
"Lindsay got out of the car straight away and ran to a nearby house. She seemed to be speaking to a security guard," an eyewitness revealed, "Her driver then came along and moved the wrecked car out of the way before taking Lindsay home." (Source)
Wow, I was way off on that one. Well at least the police didn't find any hard drugs like cocaine in Lindsay's car:
Officers at the scene found a "usable amount" of a drug tentatively identified as cocaine, Lt. Mitch McCann said at an afternoon news conference ... He declined to say where the drug was found other than to say Lohan was not carrying it. (Source)
Man, I suck at this. Incidentally, after Lindsay had escaped the scene she went to the Century City Hospital where she was treated for minor injuries in the "upper chest area" (Editor's Note: not the boobies!). Lindsay was placed under arrest at the hospital. In conclusion, Lindsay Lohan is fucked. The end.
In other Memorial Day Weekend news, apparently Farmer John's new 100% all beef franks are enough to satisfy even the hungriest of partygoers.
BONUS PICS: Lindsay shortly before the accident. She barely looks completely drunk:
UPDATE: A few more crash scene pics:
Hmm... cocaine is a felony. Noooooo way should she be allowed to get away w/ a simple "slap on the wrist" via probation. Not even house arrest should suffice! She'll be dead by age 28, I'll bet.
Wow - this is the most wasted I've ever seen her look. If she gets off on this one, I'll have a little chat with Arnold...
Come on, this isn't what it looks like. A cheetah ran infront of her car so she had to swerve out of the way. Should she have ran over it, you heartless bastards? They're endangered, you know. As for the booze, she was on her way to church, and some of the eucharist wine spilled on her during the accident. As far as the coke...she was taking that to a community outreach program, to show the kids what cocaine looks like so the can stay away from it. In actuality, Lindsay Lohan is a hero and we should thank her for being a good driver, devout christian, community leader, snappy dresser and all around great american. God bless Lindsay Lohan and Jack Daniels.
Nice to now that rehab worked for her ... not
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I doubt if the DA can pin the coke to her. There were 2 other people in the car, and I suspect a "useable amount" won't amount to enough to prosecute her. No blood test= no DUI.
She was TOTALLY COACHED IN WHAT TO DO IN THIS EVENT.
I'll bet "going to the hospital after an accident" was in her game plan for years!!!
she looks blown out
Damn, you're good Lindsay....I mean Petite.
She needs to find Jesus...and coincidently, he's inside my pants!
lol Carlos. :-D Yeah. That must be it.
- Underaged drinking? Check.
- DUI? Check.
- Felony drug possession? Checkerooni!
- Fleeing the scene of an accident. Check.
If she DOESN'T get some kind of jail sentence, I think the world should be (((outraged)))!!! Yeah, I know there's some kind of sandn****r war going on in the Middle East, but this is Lindsay Lohan we're talking about here! Exceptions NEED to be made! :-D
Jail sentence, phhbt she'll just record a couple of Billy Joel songs and be back running into telephone poles, bushes, and fast moving houses in no time. Come on people this is Holywood you know those silly American laws don't apply.
That's the Keebler elf from my recurring nightmares!!!!!
she looks gacked out. why don't those girls hire drivers when they go out?
Lindsay's Mom just got quoted on People.com:
"We are all so sorry that my daughter's minor accident is getting blown all out of proportion. She's only 20. Who hasn't been caught with a little blow at 20? And she's only 20, right? Let her be 20 and party every night. She works really hard, and when she gets time to play, she doesn't want to be constricted by stupid underwear or silly laws regarding driving under the influence. Oh, and didn't you think that second guy in the car with Lindsay was H-O-T?! Guess what? I've done him!"
Looks like it was Nick LoPiccolo and Sam Ronson in the car with her the night of the crash, http://celebritystarpower.blogspot.com/2007/05/worst-news-of-week-in-review-may-20th.html
So her driver came along after the crash to move her wrecked car? Why the hell wasn't he just driving in the first place?! What's the point of hiring a driver if he's not going to drive?
Is this the guy in the car?
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Linsay Lohan is getting what she deserves. She should abide by the same laws that everyone else does. And that quote by Lindsay's mom only shows where lindsay got her studipity from. I mean 'silly laws'? Those laws keep people from being killed and Lindsay could have killed herslef or another person. And the coccaine? She must have some major issues. I'm glad that she got caught
that myspace is him, they have been spotted together before, he used to live at chateau marmont when she was living there, next bungalow over or something