I just realize it's been like two months since I've posted a good Anna Nicole Smith anecdote. Kid Rock to the rescue! He told the May issue of Maxim about an encounter he had with Anna at last year's Kentucky Derby:

"I had my son with me, and she strolls in shooting a TV show, so I politely ask her 'Miss, we're just trying to have a good time, and you've got those fucking cameras rolling,' And she was like, 'Fuck you.' So I was like 'Fuck me? Fuck you. You're a fucking pig.' Then she gave my son 300 bucks. I didn't know about it until we got home 'cause he bought some Nintendo shit. I'm like, 'Where did you get the money?' He's like, 'That blond girl with the big boobs gave it to me.' " (Source)

This story is sending the wrong messages to the youth of America. 1. Typically, you're supposed to GIVE the blonde girl with the big boobs $300, not receive it. 2. When at the race track, put your money on Barbaro, not Super Mario. And 3. It is not acceptable to use the word "fuck" five times in one story. For Christ's sake, mix in a "shit" or an "asshole" occasionally.