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Kate Hudson and Owen Wilson are taking their relationship to the next level. The duo were spotted mattress shopping recently at Leeds in Santa Monica. From Mike Walker of the National Enquirer:

The cute-as-pie couple stretched side-by-side on the potential launch-pad of their love life, locked in embrace and - as shoppers gawked - started counting down to blast-off! Owen kissed Kate...Kate kissed Owen...then Owen yelped: "Hey!" - and flinched as an elderly lady smacked his butt and snapped: "STOP! If you want to do that, get a room. I DON'T want to watch this!" Kate, red as a beet, jumped up and apologized as the older woman rolled her eyes - but hot-to-flop Owen quickly started talking price with the salesman. (Source)

an, Owen Wilson is lucky! Not only does he get to tag the ass of a starlet (the progeny of Hollywood Royalty no less), but he gets HIS ass smacked by older women. Do you know how much that costs where I live? $27.34, but you should always leave a $10 tip ... at least that's what I've heard. Tell Ming you know me and she'll hook you up ... literally ... with nipple clamps.