Jessica Simpson post lengthy screed

Jessica Simpson posted a new message to her fans yesterday on SweetKisses.net ("Uniting Jessica Simpson Fans All Over The World"). It was a typical Jessica Simpson kind of message where she quotes Michelangelo and ... ummm ... wait, what? From her official site:

Hey everyone. I hope you are all doing well! I am getting ready to start MAJOR MOVIE STAR and I am so excited! I just got back from spending some time in Europe, and while I was there I visited many museums, and have been reading about different artists. I have also been writing a lot in my journal recently. I was reading a book about Michelangelo and there were 2 quotes that caught my attention -

"I saw the angel in the marble and carved until I set him free." Michelangelo

^(3)Each time we face our fear, we gain strength, courage, and confidence in the doing.^(2)

These quotes inspired me to write the below passage. I hope you can find your own individual meaning in it, as I keep coming back to it and find new strength.

"Sometimes we are all so afraid to be honest with ourselves because we know that honesty will lead us somewhere off the path of the life we've mapped out in our minds. Today, I challenge us to ask ourselves this...

What if we allow our fear to provoke us into action?

Can facing our fear be what walks us to somewhere better?

I do not have your answers, but in the quest to find my own, I've discovered somewhere worth traveling to...

In my life, I ignore my fears too often, but then I'm left with nothing to challenge the best of me. I just remain cowering from my true identity. There is no discovery." (Source)

She means Michaelangelo the Ninja Turtle who loves pizza and street justice, right? Because there's no way Jessica Simpson is reading and quoting Michelangelo the 16th Century painter and sculptor. We're talking about the same bitch who once called the Beverly Hills Library "Satan's Lair"*

*may or may not be true

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Uh, try 15th century poet.

Karen. See: David, Sistine Chapel

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When I was a young lad, there was once a cartoon called "GI Joe," and at the end of each episode we were treated to some wisdom, usually from Duke or Lady J, sometimes even the black cook(I forget his name, but he rhymed alot). And at the end of these philosophical treats they would end it with "And now you know, and knowing is half the battle....Yo Joe!"
This is not one of those times.

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