I don't know what's gotten into Jessica Simpson lately but I'm loving every minute of it. She's taken the art of cleavage to the next level. Now if she'd only take the art of covering her damn face up to the next level, we'd all be set. Christ, are we sure it wasn't actually Jessica that fought Oscar De La Hoya on Saturday night? I've seen circus clowns wearing less makeup. On the bright-side, my nightmare is pretty much set tonight. Nice to get that out of the way so early in the day. Now onto balancing my checkbook ...
A lot more Jessica Simpson cleavage pics after the jump...
She has impressive cleavage and beaver teeth.
I would put a link here to prove my point but the link isn't going to work.
I must have missed the bulletin when Jessica became Latina.
lmgdfao, anastasia. thats a good one. and you have a point. wtf??!! i didnt know the horrid lovechild of sophia loren and cary grant existed in this realm.
I'm sure her dad helped pick out that outfit. Anastasia...totally funny!
ummm...is jessica taking hormones...as in testosterone? because she is looking more like alexis arquette by the day.
It's like she went to the plastic surgeon and asked for Hillary Duff's teeth, Michael Jackson's nose, Chevy Chase's butt-chin, and Ronald McDonald's lips!
In fewer words, it's like her and Ashley decided to switch faces!
why oh WHY is this not a caption contest?!?!?!
She looks like a Mexican drag queen.
She looks really bad in this photo, her lips are too big and red, her boobs are enormous, her tan looks soooo fake. and her hair,,,,what can I say about her hair?