You'd think a woman would be annoyed if the guy she was currently dating had a pregnant ex-girlfriend walking around. But that's just not the case with supermodel/ soon-to-be-ex Victoria's Secret Angel Gisele Bundchen. From the National Enquirer:
It's a shocker when your brand-new boyfriend's ex-girlfriend reveals he left a tiny surprise in her womb before they split, but supermodel Gisele Bundchen's taking it in stride. Showing she bears no hard feelings, Gisele sent a pricey passel of designer kiddie clothes and blankets to sweetie Tom Brady's ex - actress Bridget Moynahan - who's bearing Tommy's tyke! (Source)
Blankets? That's the oldest damn trick in the book. Don't be surprised when Bridget Moynahan develops a raging case of smallpox next week. And then while she's sick, Gisele is gonna swoop in and steal all of her land. It's how my Indian-conquering ancestors would have done it.
Nick, whatever you do, DO NOT start writing like that National Enquirer person. It's annoying to say the least.
Everynight, I drop to my knees and pray to God that Tom Brady will drop off the face of the earth.
Giselle = ugly tranny.
and I pray that losers like you will go to hell!
What has Tom done? He had sex with a chick he should never have trusted. Other than that, he is a great guy and will be a great Dad. Meanwhile, Bridget seems pretty happy so what is your beef?
No shit, that's exactly the pitch I wrote for my next movie, Blanket & Asphyxia.
Did we touch a nerve there Holly? You are allowed to express your opinion on these kind of blogs you know?
Now we're even. I hate the putz and you can do what you do while you fantasize about him.
I read Victoria's Secret was p*ssed that she'd gained 15 lbs after she quit smoking. What is wrong with people nowadays?!?!?!?!?! She doesn't need cigarettes, she's smokin'!!!
Great piece! My friends and I like to refer to Tom & Gisele as "Fugly & Gutless". You can decide who is which one but actually the gruesome twosome is pretty interchangable.
Do you think Tom left his balls at home? He sure doesn't seem to have them with him lately. You would think Gisele would at least let him bring them along in his man purse. Fugly and Gutless is right.