Lindsay Lohan's latest movie, Georgie Rule, made an dismal $5.8 million over the weekend--just $55 million less box office leader Spider-Man 3, which grossed an estimated $60 million in its second weekend. Correct me if I'm wrong, but doesn't a film make $5.8 million just by being in a few theatres? It's kinda like the SATs. You get 400 points just for putting your name down. I'm pretty sure I could make $5.8 if enough theatres quit being little bitches and picked up that shadow puppet movie I made a few years back at summer camp (bird to dog to crocodile is my trademark). God knows I've written enough letters.
It isn't Lohans screen presence that is causing this movie to tank. It's that communist sympathizer Hanoi Jane and that hoity-toity Felicia Huffman that are sucking the life out of the film.
I am going to attempt to put a link here.
http://www.1stcavmedic.com/jane_fonda.htm
Having seen the clip where she stabs at her breakfast with a spoon much like Tony Soprano attacking his chicken parm, I'm surprised they haven't just given this dumbass the Oscar already.
It's a trifecta of annoying actresses!