I didn't think little miss goodie two shoes, Jessica Simpson, knew what the finger was.
Does Papa Joe know what kind of a filthy mind his little girl has?

I want a caption contest!
If I'm even able to post. :(

jessica is so proud she got the correct finger this time, look at her beam!

Of course Joe knows Jessica has a filthy mouth. It's been wrapped around his mule enough times.

Each one has their own special technique. I think it's funny that Jodie Foster castrates hers ... just like she would any man coming near her.

Aawwww, Nicole Ritchie barely has the strength to get hers up...poor thing!

Nice technique by Marc Anthony with the added crotch grab...wait, have we already discussed that handful?? Man, he's packin'! Almost makes up for his face. Almost.

And that was the most excercise Kirstie Alley got that day. Well, that and the double cheeseburger she lifted.

Wow, even Lara Flynn Boyle's finger is fat. She should try throwing up after she eats. What a total tubbo.

Father of the year alert: Looks like Heath Ledger taught his daughter how to use the middle finger. Oh, that's his wife? Oops, my bad!

Avril, we get it. You're tough. Enough already.

Jessica Simpson was mean when she was a white chick! She's yet to use her finger since she became Latina...we'll have to just stay tuned.

I think they all just have sand in their vaginas and it's driving them mad.