If Cameron Diaz looked a little tired during her Today show appearance yesterday (best quote: "...it's like high school and celebrities are the popular kids"), it's because she was. The actress was spotted at a New York Bar until 4 a.m. taking in a live sex show. A "spy" told Page Six:

The show was "two topless girls rubbing slime on each other and wrestling, followed by a simulated 'sex show' conducted behind a silk screen. Cameron was staring the whole time." (Source)

Wow, Cameron hit that high school analogy right on the head. See I was one of the more "popular kids" at my school. And--like Cameron--live sex shows were sort of a hobby of mine. I mean, what else was I supposed to pick up living in a ninth-story loft with access to my dad's high-powered telescope? Astronomy? LOL, dork.