Bruce Willis has a new woman in his life: 23-year-old Tamara Witmer. The former Playboy Playmate is just five years older than Bruce's daughter Rumer. From today's New York Post:
Poor Bruce Willis. Almost nine years after he and wife Demi Moore split, he just can't seem to find age-appropriate partners ... Witmer, for one, isn't bothered by the age difference. "People expect that," she says. She admits being "a little nervous" when she recently met the "Die Hard" star at L.A.'s Peninsula Hotel. "He's got the sexiest voice!" she says. "He's so smooth and suave. I don't mind the bald head. He's really good looking in person." (Source)
Yeah, I feel bad for Bruce Willis too. Trying to find a nympho your own age (especially when you're sixty) can be tough ... and disgusting. That's why I tend date the younger ladies. The key is bagging them before they get their learner's permit. After that they just get all independent and shit.
NOTE: Is implied statutory rape ever not funny?
I give this relationship 3 months and 9 days and you will be hearing a frantic 911 call on the news from the frantic 23-year-old Tamara Witmer screaming, "HE'S TRYING TO KILL ME" and whatever else franticly hysterical people call 911 about when their live-in lover goes berserk.
The girl is gorgeous, but they totally ruined the pic in photoshop! Look at her back!! They need to hire some new retouchers..
The fact that this girl is just a bit older than his own child disgusts me. Maybe he's trying to outdo Demi.
Ew. He couldn't diddle Rummer, so THIS is the best he could get? Sick. Get a life, you decrepit old man Willis.
Implied. Statutory. Rape.
Yeesh.
You might need to double-check the dosage on your Xanax prescription.
I got her statutory right here!
I went to high school with this girl and nobody is surprised she's a playboy playmate. She was every guys fantasy and every girl talked trash.