Brittany Murphy and Simon MonjackBrittany Murphy may have married a British con man to keep him from being deported. Several weeks back Murphy married "screenwriter" Simon Monjack in a hush-hush ceremony at the couple's Los Angeles home. Well the National Enquirer did a little digging and came up with some dirt on Monjack:
... Monjack was arrested on expired visa charges in the middle of the night on March 27 - just over a month before the couple's rushed marriage. The tabloid also hits the actress' tubby hubby with allegations of bad debts and sleazy business schemes, which sources told Page Six the "Clueless" cutie knew nothing about. Monjack's lawyer told us the charges are being made by "disgruntled ex-girlfriends" and that immigration lawyers concluded the marriage had no bearing on his visa status. Murphy's rep had no comment. (Source)
C'mon National Enquirer, this is reckless, irresponsible, scandalous reporting--a throwback to the days when yellow journalism reigned. It's obvious Brittany married this dude because of his good looks. And by "good looks" I mean "dude looks like a retarded Jack Black"
God I hate superficial women.
Note to self: remember to pose in front of a wall covered in Playboy logos in order to add credibility (and class) to the wedding pics.
wow. brittany sure has looked better....
They should change the heading to : Move proof celebrties named Britney are retarded
"Retarded Jack Black"!!!! Classic!
Come on guys! She looks so natural and at ease and in love in these photos. Can't you just feel the love oozing out---or is that something else. Retarded Jack Black! Don't insult retards or Jack Black by comparing them to this caveman. Look at this hair farmer. Was'nt he in the Geico commercials? Even his knuckles for God's sake and they look scraped up too...like he's been dragging them!
What...is this the first time a woman hooked up with her dealer to get a break on smack? Obviously she's playing the rusty trumbone.
Thanks Brittany for exposing this well-known Con Artist! By marrying him and putting him in the spotlight, the truth about Simon Monjack is bound to come out (it is very ugly indeed). You have done the world a service. Let's see if they can nail him for a few felonies. What is wrong with your Management...are they Clueless?
If you've been ripped off by Conjack, please email us at ducastacem@yahoo.com. You can help us, and/or we will give you ways to bring this criminal to justice. We are a group among the many who have suffered greatly at the hands of this menace... sh*tbag!!! So much to tell, so little time... before he's on to his next victim. Thanks, B D aka Nancy Drew!