Britney Spears got so drunk on Sunday night she had to be carried out of the men's restroom at the Mondrian Hotel. And what was she doing in the men's restroom at the Mondrian Hotel? Vomiting uncontrollably of course! After exiting the bathroom covered in puke, Britney was overheard telling staff: “I’m sorry, I’m sorry. Things aren’t going well for me at the moment.” A witness adds:

“Britney was found slumped over the toilet bowl with make-up smeared over her face and her wig hanging off ... She looked a real mess and was sitting on the floor with her head over the bowl throwing up. There was vomit down the front of her black dress and around her mouth. Britney was on her knees and must have been sick four or five times." (Source)

Is anybody else as turned on as I am right now? The vomit, the smeared makeup, the loose wig ... are we sure this story wasn't pulled straight from the pages of Penthouse Forum?