Apparently Angelina Jolie is pissed that Brad Pitt has picked up smoking again--pissed to the point that she stopped talking to him for two days recently after catching him puffing on a fag (sometimes I like to mix in a little UK slang for my fans across the pond). From Mike Walker of the National Enquirer:
After swearing to Pretty Angel he'd kick butts, she caught him red-handed in mid-puff and screamed "BRAD!" - the last word he heard from her for two days because she stopped talking to him! Now Angelina's told him not to approach the kids if he smells of smoke, Brad told a pal, and he's renewed efforts to brake his habit. (Source)
Wow, Brad and I have a lot in common. He can't approach kids if he smells like smoke, and I can't approach kids if they're near a school/aren't supervised/are under 14. I mean come on! A guy "dates" ONE seventh grader (allegedly) and he gets a reputation. Besides seventh grade is like the new ninth grade.
I think you pulled a boner. You said she caught him puffing on a fag? I am almost certain she caught him sucking on a fag. Or more appropriately, she caught him sucking off a fag.
Like Tom Cruise, BPLTC too.
If you'd like to know the Newark, NJ slang version of what Brad is doing, just say that "Brad Pitt was performing fellacio on a young, hairless, asian homosexual." Same shit.
"Brake" his habit? How can he "brake" his habit?
Aniston must have got his balls in the divorce settlement.
yeah, he can't smoke and be around the kids, but she can do heroin? come on let get real