In the wake of Lindsay Lohan's DUI arrest last week, major heat is coming down on Hollywood club Les Deux. Lindsay was spotted leaving the club at 3:30 a.m.--Lindsay Lohan is not 21. The California Department of Alcoholic Beverage Control is currently reviewing witness statements and may launch a formal investigation into the incident. Regarding Lindsay's wild night, the owner of Les Deux, Lonnie Moore, issued the following statement.
"Lindsay had dinner at Les Deux that night and waited for friends to pack up the DJ supplies, thus leaving Les Deux after closing. Because of the enormous paparazzi presence outside of Les Deux that night, we allowed her to stay late and wait for her friends. She was not drinking at Les Deux, and left driven by her driver." (Source)
And here's the tree Lindsay hit a little while after leaving Les Deux:
And here again is Les Deux owner Lonnie Moore:
"She was not drinking at Les Deux, and left driven by her driver."
And here's the hospital where Lindsay was arrested for DUI a little while after leaving Les Deux:
It seems like there's a conclusion to be drawn here but, oh, whatever could it be ...
Here's where Paris Hilton will be spending the next three weeks of her life (beginning next Tuesday). Note the lack of a plasma television, surround sound system, ocean view, spa, vanishing edge pool, Egyptian cotton sheets, down comforter, heated toilet seat, bidet, and manservant. Though you gotta admit, having both a desk and a toilet within three feet of your bed is pretty damn convenient!
According to Star Magazine, just a week before her DUI crash, Lindsay Lohan suffered an emotional breakdown and tried to kill herself. An insider reveals:
“She grabbed a knife and started cutting at her wrists. A friend made her stop and went around looking for sharp objects. Lindsay ran into the bathroom with a bottle of Advil.” Crying, “Leave me alone! I just want to die!” Lindsay locked herself in the bathroom and threatened to swallow the entire bottle, says the source. Finally, someone broke down the door and saved the distraught actress from herself! (Source)
Whatever, Lindsay Lohan is so full of shit. She's rich. According to me, rich people don't kill themselves. They have money. And if you have lots of money, you can but lots of stuff. I mean, who the hell doesn't love stuff? If anyone should be threatening to swallow an entire bottle of Advil, it should be me. I donated sperm, ... I mean blood, I donated blood last month to pay my cable bill. I drink store brand soda. STORE BRAND!
Check out the PSA Lindsay Lohan recorded a few years ago with the punk band A Simple Plan. I won't ruin the surprise except to say that Lindsay laughs after one of the dudes says "Don't drink and drive." Oops. But still watch it, it's great.
I have a really good feeling about this summer. And it's all because of global warming. It's a simple equation really. Global warming=hotter temperatures. Hotter temperatures=less clothing. With that in mind I'm introducing a new feature today: SUMMER IS HERE. Basically a large percentage of my day will now be spent look for bikini pics of as many celebrities as I can find. Don't worry I'll still be writing about all the other gossip--think of this as a bonus for your good behavior over the past few months. Here's UK model Danielle Lloyd walking around South Beach on Wednesday.
Which still-closeted former boy-bander was making sure nobody got pictures of him with his handsome Spanish escort at a recent European charity event? (Source)
Rumor has it Justin Timberlake loves European charity events.
That dude from Frasier is GAY. In an AP article about David Hyde Pierce posted on CNN.com this morning, there was a casual mention of Pierce's "partner":
Pierce got to Los Angeles in the early 1990s when his partner, actor-writer-producer Brian Hargrove, wanted to write for television. A short-lived Norman Lear series, "The Powers That Be" led to "Frasier." (Source)
AfterElton.com contacted Pierce's publicist, Cara Tripicchio, who confirmed that indeed Hargrove and Pierce are life partners. Tripicchio also confirmed that People Magazine "really fucked up when they left that hunky Celebslam guy off their 'Most Eligible Bachelor' list." Which is weird because I'm pretty sure this woman is not my publicist. I guess when you have abs this rock hard and biceps that look photoshopped, the word tends to gets out.
Despite the "brave face" she's been putting on lately in public, Paris Hilton is secretly distressed about her upcoming stint in jail (Shock!). In addition to barely eating, Paris breaks down crying all the time because she just can't deal with the pressure. A source adds:
"[Paris'] biggest support has been her family – her parents without a doubt. She talks to them a million times a day and they are doing everything they can to make sure that she comes out of this okay."
"She's been having such a tough time with it all despite her going out with friends and going shopping," the source says. "She just does that to keep her mind off things and to try and stay as normal as possible right now." (Source)
If Paris really wanted to stay as "normal as possible" wouldn't she be out blowing some random stranger right now? Because when I think of "normal" and "Paris Hilton," bruised knees and a sore jaw are what immediately comes to mind.
And here's a few more pics of Paris painting a ceramic bear yesterday because, really, why wouldn't she be painting a ceramic bear on a Tuesday afternoon?
