From People Magazine:
Decked out in spring's trendy high-waisted pants, Jessica Simpson continues her club tour of West Hollywood by hitting popular celeb hangout Winston's on Tuesday. (Source)
She's clearly taunting us. It's like she wants us to make fun of her. Don't be surprised tomorrow when I post pics of her wearing a lampshade and a potato sack. "Spring's HOT New Look!" I just might say, only the "H" in "HOT" won't be the normal 12 point arial font, it'll be chili peppers--flaming chili peppers. Because the look is so hot.
Why is she wearing Fred Mertz's pants??
Stupid pants. Scroll up covering the pants and the picture looks nice. Scroll down..., shit, stupid pants.
Those pants are horrible..what was she thinking?
She stole Micky Mouse's paints!
At first I thought that the front pant pocket poofs really made the outfit complete, but I really think that it's the way she tucked her shirt under her breasts in a way that resembles how I was taught to properly tuck the sheets under the mattress. Chili Pepper Font HOT for sure!
I'd say she's going to retire in Florida...Cuz if you keep it below your gut Miami, but she's got it above her stomach so it's South Beach, baby. :p
Go back to being blonde, Jessica. You're not aging well.