Why didn’t any of you remind me it’s been nearly three weeks since I last made fun of Star Jones? The National Enquirer’s Mike Walker provides the perfect setup:
Don't let Star Jones’s skinny looks fool you - she's still lookin' for phat freebies in exchange for sneaky plug-ola on her new Court TV show! Star's passed the word to fave boutiques and designers that she desperately needs free clothes, jewelry, shoes, etc., because nothing fits her anymore - and cable TV pays WAY less than Big Three network ABC did during her days on "The View." (Source)
God damn I freak the hell out every time I see a picture of skinny Star Jones. At least--if you squinted your eyes--fat Star Jones vaguely resembled a woman. Skinny Star Jones looks more like something I’d battle in a nightmare. No, but seriously, congratulations to Star for losing so much weight. I don’t know how she found the willpower to ... umm ... pay a doctor $10,000 to reduce her stomach to the size of a thimble and then brag about all the hard work it took to lose the weight. What courage she has!
NOTE: Sorry for the grainy pic. Trust me, it's for your own good.
She needs a seperate hand bag to carry around all that loose flesh.
Just an FYI, I understand that you don't like Star's look and that is indeed your choice, HOWEVER, I think it is very important to stick to facts. Although Star did get the jump start of losing her weight by having the gastric bypass surgery that in and of itself will not guarantee weight loss (especially as much as Star has had). You are required to do lots of excercise if you want to actually see results. I know people that have had the surgery and lost only 20-50 lbs or less because they don't change eating habits and refuse to excercise. This is also seen in the "celebrity" world with the gain that Carnie Wilson, Randy Jacskon (American Idol), and Al Roker have displayed. I am not sure what has caused their gain but know for sure from friends that have had the surgery it isn't easy to drop the pounds and keep them off unless you want to work hard. :)
PoeticOne.... I do know one fact... You are a class A douchebag.
Newsflash. It's not about the weight loss. It's about the fact that she's fug, is married to a gay, and wants free stuff all the time.
It's easy to see why she's begging for clothes. What she's wearing in that photo is... is... words fail me. Almost. The skirt looks like an upended Christmas tree on acid. I could go on, in my very Stacy London style, but I won't.
Star's head is still large, I see.
Thanks, its meeee. Not sure what I said that made you upset, but thanks :). I hope you feel better now.
GOOD GOD ALLMIGHTY that woman's head is HUGE! She should NEVER wear sleeveless shirts like that with that HUGE head of hers. Looks like a photoshop job, but it's an actual human!
Her head's so big, she must have split her mom in half when she was born!
Nasty, nasty, nasty...Please