There's been a lot of talk lately in the blogosphere about Paris Hilton's bigger boobs. For the last few weeks, her boobs have, well, looked bigger. The natural conclusion is that she had a little bit of work done. According to one of Paris' friends, the new look is simply an illusion:

"One night [Paris] got so fed up with the girls talking about her in the ladies room of an LA club that she pulled open her top and showed the lot of them that she's hiding nothing but a very expensive bra."

Why is this news? Paris showing her boobs to strangers is like me breaking hearts ... both are bound to happen at least 3-4 times a week. And that bra MUST be expensive to make her concaved mammaries look almost as big as an 11 year olds. Miracle Bra? More like DIVINE Miracle Bra! Speaking of Paris, has anyone seen my Valtrex?